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"Let me break down Male privilege for you.
Male Privilege: knowing that saying “I have a boyfriend” is the only thing that can actually stop a guy from chatting you up because they respect another guy more than they respect your lack of interest or right to rejection."











I miss my sister so much. I have nobody to talk to, it’s just really lonely at home. I’m so sick of my parents riding me about my eating habits and study habits and everything in between. I just want to stop everything.


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All Of Me by John Legend

(Love In The Future)












operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”











ass-so-fat:

OHMIHGOD ; I LOVE ELLEN .


via:manda
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lauralittlex:

i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem






intrnetvibes:

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies


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queenabeck:

Tentative list of musicals I want to see

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lokislongluscioussantahat:

coll-of-the-haunted:

zelda-in-a-tutu:

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

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i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

Well, I guess you’re missing the

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 I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.

Can we always call it that oh my god






eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk


source:eeveez
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