I miss my sister so much. I have nobody to talk to, it’s just really lonely at home. I’m so sick of my parents riding me about my eating habits and study habits and everything in between. I just want to stop everything.
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem
jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies
Tentative list of musicals I want to see
beginning of joke
i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me
Well, I guess you’re missing the
I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.
Can we always call it that oh my god
you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk